dr who series 1 episode guide

episode 1: plastic mickey goes to town
episode 2: loose piece of skin causes turmoil while the earTH IS INCINERATED
episode 3: shit goes down in cardiff (and you know it will again)
episode 4/5: farting aliens try to take over the government and they would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for you meddling kids and your vinegar
episode 6: an angry robot sticks a plunger into the internet and learns the meaning of love
episode 7: simon pegg is loose and dangerous
episode 8: langoliers level 2
episode 9/10: stevie moffat straps a gas mask to an 8 year old. every other 8 year old in existence learns what fear means
episode 11: dr who takes a leftover fart alien on a date
episode 12/13: anne robinson's true form is revealed and rose explodes like twice at least
stopitsgingertime:

#what if you were just walking around a vineyard and you saw this
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
kyle maclachlan

jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

(via squarepizza)

robowolves:

trimcoast:


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via hanniballecters)

nekoabbzi:

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

I just gasped like I wasn’t ready for that at all

(via nick-ryves)

wire-man:

There were no survivors.
galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG